Gennaio 2011
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
Dicembre 2010
- my friend just saw karl lagerfeld irl and when I found out, I was shaking with jealousy
- just completed my look for tonight! Excited.
- I will be getting drunk off of wine. Hopefully, I won’t stain my dress like last time.
- cooking my only meal for today to ensure maximum drunkenness and weight loss
- last night was extremely fun. We went to a show at bey’s, there were a bunch...
Last night, eric came up with a great drinking game for toy story 3. You take a drink every time I start crying. By the end of the night, you’d be drunker than you’ve ever been in your life.
i am going to “torture” my children when they are babies so they don’t torture me. they will be kept awake all day, NO NAPS, then they will sleep all night, like normal people.
my flight is delayed because US airways is...
at least this means i get to watch at least one episode of dexter.
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when people start jumping on the toy story...
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the good life - leaving omaha
i was listening to...
You know the TSA isn't worth shit when you...
my dad paid $2,500 to get his transmission/clutch...
needless to say, he is PISSED, and (for once) i can’t blame him.
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cwmp replied to your post: cwmp replied to your photo: every day of your…
ahhahaah looks like im a dumbass :) i was growing more and more weary of this being the case.. and damnnnnit! I’ve been found out.
hahaha i don’t blame you, that website is full of trash and is absolutely useless, for the most part.
cwmp replied to your photo: every day of your life, you are such a fucking…
thats the guitar player for sky eats airplane. If he hates rap, its because his mind only works in syncopation and polyrhythm
someone doesn’t know how to use facebook… lee wasn’t the person that posted that status.
remember that one time my bangs decided to jump in front of the lighter while i was lighting a bowl and they caught on fire for a second and now my bangs look retarded alskjdfalksjdfoiawefmlkdsnfoiawnfoaskjdflkjalfjksl;dkfjaslkdjf
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reasons why i hate the snow
people are stupid and don’t know how to drive in regular weather, let alone when it is snowing/it has snowed and the roads are icy
it is a burden
track it everywhere you go
all of your clothes get wet
snow gets into your shoes/boots/whatever
it is cold
see the first bullet point
it makes doing anything outside the area where you are when it snowed become a hassle
...
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the amount of remote controls that have touched dicks on hunglikea.tumblr.com (~nsfw~) makes me never want to touch any remote ever again.
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this is brand new information!!! north carolina... →
If you’re part of a same-sex family in a state where gay marriage isn’t legal, your life is hard. If, for whatever reason, the parents in that family decide to separate, your life gets even harder – not just because of the separation, but because your total lack of any kind of legal legitimacy makes the logistical process of separating a total freefall, where everything you thought you could...
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when does the new season of true blood start?
myothertumblrisahorcrux:
srsblaq:
i am missing some
in my lyf
I was just thinking about True Blood last night.
Mostly this:
eric northman/alexander skarsgård minispam?????
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when does the new season of true blood start?
i am missing some
in my lyf
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“Filing closes (noon Monday), and until that time, someone could pull out or...”
– South Carolina joke candidate Alvin Greene • Regarding his apparent decision to run for an open South Carolina state House seat, which opened up after state Rep. Cathy Harvin died earlier this month. In case you’re wondering, the filing fee is a tad cheaper than the $10,500 he paid for his Senate...
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IT IS SO FUCKING HOT.
I AM SITTING IN MY ROOM WITH ONLY A BRA ON. I AM NOT UNDER THE BLANKETS. AND I AM SERIOUSLY SWEATING. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
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the smiths - asleep
ssusiessays replied to your photo: why exactly is this person following me?
The power of Christ compelled him to try and convert you to see the light. Are you a Jesus freak yet?
nope, that would take quite a bit of brainwashing and/or torture.
